A MUSICAL EVOLUTION
(Verse 1)
Leash is on, let's go, it's time to run,
Big smells, big trees, and the warm, bright sun.
The ground feels soft, the birds all sing,
Tail's wagging fast, it's a happy thing!
(Chorus)
(Singer) He's a dog!
(Crowd) He's a cow!
(Singer) No, he's a dog!
(Crowd) He's a cow!
(Singer) Look at his tail, wagging now!
(Crowd) He's a cow, can't you see somehow?
(Singer) No, he's a dog!
(Crowd) He's a cow!
(Singer) He's my dog, and he's here right now!
(Verse 1)
From the ashes of tranquility, his fluffy wrath ascends,
A doggy death machine, where cuddles mean the end!
Tiny paws of fury, with hamsters in berserk,
They ride atop bananas—don't question how it works!
The mountains crack in terror; the rivers turn to fluff,
You thought you'd seen destruction—but this is puppy stuff!
(Chorus)
Apollo is a doggy, he is cute, cute, cute!
Chaos in his wagging tail, the point is moot!
Hamsters march behind him, fluffy troops en route!
Apollo is a doggy, he is cute, cute, cute!
(Verse 2)
His eyes pierce through the cosmos, two stars ablaze with love,
But don't approach too closely—he'll chew your winter gloves!
Hamsters wielding toothpicks, their war cries loud and clear,
They ride on battle turtles, their destiny severe!
Guitars unleash destruction, the riffs a primal scream,
Apollo brings the snuggles to your darkest metal dream!
(Breakdown)
HAMSTERS! Squeak their fury!
DOOM! On tiny wheels!
FLUFF! Annihilates your defenses,
Prepare for the feels!
Apollo! But Apollo! But Apollo butts—
CUTE!
Apollo! But Apollo! But Apollo butts—
CUTE!
The wag! The fluff! The hamsters SCREECH!
Bow down to the dog of ultimate cuteness… UNLEASHED!
(Verse 3)
Metalheads are sobbing; their tattoos start to melt,
Apollo claims their souls with one almighty yelp!
The hamsters ride tornadoes, the cheese supply is gone,
And somewhere in the chaos, Apollo sings along.
Villages are fluffy ruins, the skies rain bits of fur,
The world submits to cuddles, 'cause resistance is a blur!
(Outro)
The metal fades to silence, except for hamster cheers,
Apollo sits triumphant, wagging through the years.
A single note of squeaking lingers in the night,
And the world forever bows to the doggy overlord's might.
(Verse 1)
Gentle breeze and morning light,
Apollo's tail wagging with delight.
Through meadows green and forests deep,
A spirit wild he'll always keep.
(Chorus)
Some say he's a dog,
Others see a cow,
But in nature's song,
He's perfect anyhow.
(Verse 2)
Once on the street, no home, no bed,
Hungry and cold, just a place for my head.
A kind hand came and scooped me away,
Now life is great, it's a brand-new day!
(Chorus)
(Singer) He's a dog!
(Crowd) He's a cow!
(Singer) No, he's a dog!
(Crowd) He's a cow!
(Singer) Look at his tail, wagging now!
(Crowd) He's a cow, can't you see somehow?
(Singer) No, he's a dog!
(Crowd) He's a cow!
(Singer) He's my dog, and he's here right now!
(Verse 3)
Fridge door opens, it's butter time,
Sneaking a snack should never be a crime!
With wagging butt and mischief in my eyes,
The humans laugh—they know I'm wise!
(Chorus)
(Singer) He's a dog!
(Crowd) He's a cow!
(Singer) No, he's a dog!
(Crowd) He's a cow!
(Singer) Look at his tail, wagging now!
(Crowd) He's a cow, can't you see somehow?
(Singer) No, he's a dog!
(Crowd) He's a cow!
(Singer) He's my dog, and he's here right now!